Funny Fantasy Football Trophies, The Toilet Bowl Perpetual Trophy

In my last posts, I talked about individual fantasy football loser trophies. These are great at season end, or at the start of the new draft to remind an owner what NOT to do during the current football season.

The dead last loser in a fantasy football league deserves respect. It is not easy to do everything perfectly wrong! While the league winner is busy gloating and bragging, the league loser can take comfort in the fact that he or she has performed exceptionally poorly and can now be crowned Season Loser.

Nobody remembers who was second and ninth in Fantasy Football. Well, whoever came in second certainly remembers, but the glory goes to first and last. These are the celebrities of the fantasy football league!

For some leagues, the season loser is such a coveted position that like the Championship Football Trophy, they elect to do a Perpetual Loser Trophy. In this way, the annual loser can be appropriately honored and remembered year after year.

Having detail plates on your perpetual loser trophy allows you to include the year, owner name, team name, and for many, to include the loser's pathetic season end score. Adding this information to the detail plate makes sure that the loser never forgets, and that his fantasy football league mates can poke fun for years to come.

At Sculpture Alley, we create each fantasy football perpetual loser trophy with the same level of excellence that we apply to our champion perpetual trophies. To see our full line of fantasy football perpetual and loser trophies, visit us at Sculpture Alley!

Funny Fantasy Football Trophies, The Toilet Bowl Trophy

In my last blog I talked about the classic Horse's Ass Trophy, an overall great loser trophy for just about any offender. Today I will talk about the coveted Toilet Bowl Trophy, which gained fame years ago in Fantasy Football League forums.

The last place loser in a Fantasy Football League deserves almost as much credit as the season winner. While the season winner did everything right, the season loser has the dubious honor of having done everything wrong. It is quite an accomplishment!


Nothing says loser like an attractively displayed roll of toilet paper. With this trophy, even though it is a joke trophy, we still shoot for an elegant presentation and balanced design. There is ample space on the base for an engraved plate which can include the league name, owner of the losing team, team name, year and final score.

At Sculpture Alley, we sell this trophy complete with an engraved plate ( and luxurious 2-ply toilet tissue) for $20. You really don't have to spend a fortune to have a nice loser trophy for your league, and the laughs you will get at the end of season party are so worth it!

Many fantasy football leagues award loser trophies at the draft for the prior year. So at the draft picks party for 2009, they would award the loser trophy for the 2008 season. This is a great incentive for the recipient to get his or her act together during the current football season!

To see our full collection of perpetual fantasy football trophies and fantasy football loser trophies, visit us at Sculpture Alley! We have a great collection of keeper trophies too!

Funny Fantasy Football Loser Trophies, The Horse's Ass Trophy

One of the greatest things about making Fantasy Football Trophies is dealing with the people in the leagues. While Fantasy Football leagues are serious about winning, they don't take themselves too seriously, and are some of the funniest people on the planet.

In addition to creating a championship trophy that commemorates the league winner, the league loser also holds a special place. Coming in dead last is quite an accomplishment!

The grandaddy and still classic of the loser trophies is the horse's ass trophy, which not only works for Fantasy Football, but is a great trophy in any joke capacity, particularly if it is presented in a tasteful way.

We like to make our Horse's Ass trophy as elegant as possible, with a dignified marbelized column, which is capped top and bottom with genuine Italian marble, and a black brass engraved plate. Taking an elegant approach to a joke trophy makes it even more hilarious, particularly during the presentation.

To see our full collection of Fantasy Football Perpetual and Loser Trophies, visit us at Sculpture Alley!